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10-08-2003, 03:22 PM

Hi, I'm Dirg.  I'm a bard.  Sort of a goofball.  Here's a little ditty I wrote last night. I tripped on something don't know what it was but now my foot is all covered in fuzz. My boot feels all wet not sure why, I'll sit on closer look, I notice there's blood on it. Pain in my toe I figure it's broke Another bit of irony for this bad luck bloke. What do I sit on, this thing is no rock, I jump when I realize, and reel from the shock. I tripped over it While on a quick stroll The dead corpse of a mountain hill troll. Was scared at first over it now I'd like to loot it, but not sure quite how. I prod with my foot It doesn't budge It's oozing dark red, with some sort of sludge. I look around here and look over there No one is looking, not one single stare. With courage I place my foot on it's head And shout all around, I killed it, it's DEAD! Hurrahs offered up A hero I am I hope they don't find, its all jsut a scam. Later that night while free ale I drink A warrior walks in, disturbed I think. "Folks, the darndest think happened to me I slayed me a troll, but then couldn't see His corpse near at all Not sure what to say, I slayed me a troll, awoke miles away. All I remember is feeling a bump slash, blue flash, and... on my head found a lump. The bard knew right away he was about to be found He activated his mask, and appeard a werehound. "Growl n stuff, I'll eat you all up! If you don't let me get Out of this pub right away, I'm all set!" So I ran off, and they never found out my scam until I was long gone. That poor warrior, I must have rocketted him off quite a distance when I bumped into him going the speed of Luclin's rays. I do appreciate the free ale though. I can't rhyme when I'm drunk.. pardon the end of this poem. You know...*hic*.... daffodils are nice!..... _________________ ________ -Dirg bard