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NuitariEQ
01-27-2004, 06:05 AM
Pick the answer that best suits your personality: <br /><br />The puller comes back to camp with 8 mobs, what do you do? <br /><br />NOTE: This is not in any way intended as a ranger slam<img src="/forums/images/gpicons/face_grin.gif"><br /><br /><br />1. You were the puller: Ranger. <br /><br />2. Heal the dead puller then get swarmed and die yourself: Cleric. <br /><br />3. Feign death: Monk <br /><br />4. Try to feign death, fail and die: SK. <br /><br />5. Lay hands on the clerics corpse then die: Paladin. <br /><br />6. Hit the taunt button and watch all 8 mobs zip past you to kill the cleric: Warrior. <br /><br />7. Hide, ask for consent and watch people get killed one by one: Rogue. <br /><br />8. Cast AoE mes and then get killed by the 7 that resisted it: Enchanter. <br /><br />9. Root one mob then try calling off your pet until you die: Shaman. <br /><br />10. Type /g Crap! 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3 3, then die: Bard <br /><br />11. Tell your party you are running back to camp cause you gated as soon as the pull was in sight: Wizard. <br /><br />12. Send in your pet and then go afk to get a cup of coffee: Mage <br /><br />13. Send in your pet then disband from the group so you get solo xp: Necro. <br /><br />14. Ask the group if you should evac, then die while asking a second time: Druid. <br /><br />15. Send in pet, and tank the other 7: Beastlord.<br /><br /><br /><font size="1">
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Isios
01-27-2004, 10:20 AM
No no no!!<br /><br />You were the puller : Tofu<br /><br /><br />The Spankmistress has spoken.
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Azure9
01-27-2004, 10:51 AM
<center><div class="QuotedForumText" style="width: 90%;text-align: left;"><hr><b>quote:</b><br><br>No no no!!
You were the puller : Tofu<hr></div></center>
If that's the case, shouldn't that read: 'The puller returns to camp with 15 or more mobs".
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Azure Stormbriar
Fier'Dal 60 Warder of Tunare
Keeper of the Calendar
Self-proclaimed Event-Scheduling faux-guru<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://homepage.mac.com/azure9/crit.gif">
Zatrik
01-27-2004, 11:28 AM
I guess I'm definitely a BL or necro then haha.<br /><br /><br />Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.<br>
-Walter<br>
Clarity
01-27-2004, 11:28 AM
ROFL Nuit, Isios and Azure!!! thanks, neede that<br /><br /><br /><A target=_Blank href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=819768"> Clarity </A>
Gnatzilla
01-27-2004, 12:49 PM
I am offended by this post I thought we had moved beyond this sort of juvenile comedy towards our classes.<br /><br /><br />_______________________________________________<br><br><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=768984">Can Dual Wield AND carry a dozen donuts.</a><em>- <br></em><br>Give up that bitter black urine men call coffee. Ahh. Java devil, you are now my bitch.<br>--- <em><strong>The Tick<br></strong></em><br><a href="http://www.thetick.ws/wavs/lep1/comprehend.wav">Tick sound bite</a><br><br><br>
Aarlo
01-27-2004, 03:22 PM
<center><div class="QuotedForumText" style="width: 90%;text-align: left;"><hr><b>quote:</b><br><br><br>Lay hands on the clerics corpse then die: Paladin.<hr></div></center><br>Doesnt that just suck when that happens?<BR><BR><center><div class="QuotedForumText" style="width: 90%;text-align: left;"><hr><b>quote:</b><br><br>I am offended by this post I thought we had moved beyond this sort of juvenile comedy towards our classes.<hr></div></center><br>WAHAHAHAHAHA!!<br /><br /><br />-- Aarlo Farlo (<A href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=772306&resize=true" target=magelo><U>Magelo</U></A>)
Vector
01-27-2004, 07:48 PM
You missed a possible answer:<BR><BR>Cast CH on the puller (alive or dead) and gate accidentally to Seb instead: Vector<BR><BR>Vector (The Mad Gater)<BR>Temerity's Weakest Cleric<br /><br /><br />The person formerly known as Vector
Mechaike
01-28-2004, 12:23 PM
that's bad. but worse: evac your party to where they are kos. i patented that trick... /smack<br /><br /><br />Mechaike <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=882223&resize=true" target="magelo"><u>Magelo</u></a> // Katitonic-bot <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=1206939&resize=true"><u>Magelo</u></a> <br>
GM: Blacksmith / Pottery / Jewelcraft / Fletching<br>
Edited for a few mages I know...<br /><br />Send in your pet and then go afk to cook dinner: Aarlo<br /><br />Send in your pet and then go afk to change Baby Enchantress' diaper: Taupau<br /><br />Send in your pet and then go afk to go party: Nuitari<br /><br />--jael (I think I'm still a warrior at heart)<br /><br /><br /><IMG SRC="http://www.closes.org/eq/jael/images/recruiternazi2.jpg" WIDTH="250" HEIGHT="189" BORDER="0" ALT="My name's Jael.. Rhymes with I YELL! /giggle">
Deleted User
02-02-2004, 11:30 PM
<center><div class="QuotedForumText" style="width: 90%;text-align: left;"><hr><b>quote:</b><br><br>10. Type /g Crap! 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3 3, then die: Bard<hr></div></center>This is so wrong. You type, /g SHIT, RUN!!!!!! Then you cast selo's and run. If in cave, then type /g Well, ill see you when i get back.<br />
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