Ranger Jokes

Osirisis · 10-09-2003, 03:23 PM

All in good fun of course. Sure there will be dorf jokes or Pally jokes before we are done here

Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can
find
their corpse on the grass.
Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore?
A: They go DOWN on anything and everything
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can
melee?
A: A ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!

Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Things to ask rangers :
Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it
rains and they start losing HP.
Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to
eat any DT's.

Misc:
Ranger - Tank Simulator

/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"

A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.

Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General
consensus was that the ranger epic would proc "resurrection".
It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then heal one.

Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step
back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."

reposted from GU Comics.

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Osirisis · 10-09-2003, 03:23 PM

    A paladin is walking the streets in Qeynos when he hears a "psst" from a
merchant's stall. He looks over and sees a vendor trying to catch his
attention, so he walks over to the fellow.

    "I have here something that will make you more attractive than ever
before, sir paladin!"

    The paladin doesn't need to think twice about that offer! "I'll take
it!" The merchant hands him a small statuette, a mouse made of brass. "Trust
me," the vendor says.

    So the paladin goes back to his morning walk. After a short time he
hears a "squeek" behind him. So he turns, and he sees a rat following him.
"Must be coincidence," the paladin thinks. So he walks some more, and he
hears more squeeking behind him. He turns around, and now he has about a
handful of rats following him. The paladin begins to quicken his pace,
trying to outdistance the vermin, but when he looks back he has a score or
more of rats chasing after him! The paladin breaks into a full-out run, as
rats by the dozens add to the horde now trying to run the paladin down. The
paladin dashes out onto the Qeynos docks, grabs the brass mouse from his
pocket, and hurls it out into the water, then stands aside as a torrent of
rats run past him and jump into the sea and drown.

    Winded, the paladin slumps down onto the planks of the dock. As if by
magic, the merchant appears from behind a nearby crate and fixes the paladin
with a wicked glare. "So, sir paladin, what do you think of my gift to you?"

    The paladin looks at the merchant, then looks out at the water where the
last few bubbles from the drowning rats are rising to the surface. Looking
back to the merchant, the paladin says, in an even voice:

    "Do you have any brass rangers?"

Tofu - Dorf Paladin Extraordinaire
Magelo Profile

vance34 · 10-09-2003, 03:39 PM

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Vance -Al'kabor
Vancetradamus

There will be a great hot magma uprising, the seas shall split.

Two mountains will form one of solid rock the other grains of sand.

The sand will blow away in the wind while the rock stands firm.

The blade is sharp, gods will fall!

IndyStonepaw · 10-22-2003, 12:45 PM

ROFL! That last one made me laugh out loud!

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

NuitariEQ · 10-23-2003, 10:33 AM

ROFL!

Oh man, that first post was absolutely hilarious!

Lashima, 60 Dwarven Priest

Formerly, Mishikal. 60 Undead Priest

http://wow.telenet.be/

Laeden · 10-28-2003, 05:23 PM

...

Laeden

Rhaughne · 01-11-2004, 04:07 PM

bump...lets not forget these =D

Elder Rhaughne "the Wang" Dragonlord

"People
can no longer cover their eyes. If this disturbs you then walk
away. You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of
Ten Thousand fists in the air"

Laeden · 01-12-2004, 04:02 AM

Pffft

Laeden

NuitariEQ · 01-12-2004, 05:25 AM

You know he's right

Lashima, 60 Dwarven Priest

Formerly, Mishikal. 60 Undead Priest

http://wow.telenet.be/

Saenayil · 09-21-2004, 01:18 AM

Bump, hilarious

The King of Death, Saenayil Shadowraith

10-09-2003, 03:23 PM	#1
Osirisis Guild Elder Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 859	Ranger Jokes All in good fun of course. Sure there will be dorf jokes or Pally jokes before we are done here Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas? A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear. Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house?? A: Your cat is camping his corpse. Q: Why don't rangers get FD? A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them. Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs? A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger. Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking? A: You're on CR. Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown? A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass. Q: Why is a Ranger like a cheap $20.00 whore? A: They go DOWN on anything and everything Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever? A: LFG. Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee? A: A ranger! Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse? A: 30 seconds of combat! Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder? A: Do you come here often? Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ? A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub ! Things to ask rangers : Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP. Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time. Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's. Misc: Ranger - Tank Simulator /shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!! A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?" You say, "RANGERS!" A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT. Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the ranger epic would proc "resurrection". It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then heal one. Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!" Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing." reposted from GU Comics. Tofu - Dorf Paladin Extraordinaire Magelo Profile

10-09-2003, 03:23 PM	#2
Osirisis Guild Elder Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 859	RE: Ranger Jokes A paladin is walking the streets in Qeynos when he hears a "psst" from a merchant's stall. He looks over and sees a vendor trying to catch his attention, so he walks over to the fellow. "I have here something that will make you more attractive than ever before, sir paladin!" The paladin doesn't need to think twice about that offer! "I'll take it!" The merchant hands him a small statuette, a mouse made of brass. "Trust me," the vendor says. So the paladin goes back to his morning walk. After a short time he hears a "squeek" behind him. So he turns, and he sees a rat following him. "Must be coincidence," the paladin thinks. So he walks some more, and he hears more squeeking behind him. He turns around, and now he has about a handful of rats following him. The paladin begins to quicken his pace, trying to outdistance the vermin, but when he looks back he has a score or more of rats chasing after him! The paladin breaks into a full-out run, as rats by the dozens add to the horde now trying to run the paladin down. The paladin dashes out onto the Qeynos docks, grabs the brass mouse from his pocket, and hurls it out into the water, then stands aside as a torrent of rats run past him and jump into the sea and drown. Winded, the paladin slumps down onto the planks of the dock. As if by magic, the merchant appears from behind a nearby crate and fixes the paladin with a wicked glare. "So, sir paladin, what do you think of my gift to you?" The paladin looks at the merchant, then looks out at the water where the last few bubbles from the drowning rats are rising to the surface. Looking back to the merchant, the paladin says, in an even voice: "Do you have any brass rangers?" Tofu - Dorf Paladin Extraordinaire Magelo Profile

10-09-2003, 03:39 PM	#3
vance34 GP IMPORTED USER Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,395	RE: Ranger Jokes BWAHHAh Auau huAhahuhuauhaua hhahau Ah au AH uA Ua uAhA hAH u AHu a HAu A hA UAHUuHA uAhAuAAUh au a uAU hauauh uah au ahuAuAh au huAh ua hau hAhAua uah uA ua hau ahuA uah au ahuAhuau ahu a ua hauh aua huh au Auah Ua au hAuAH uaua hUa hua ua au ha Vance -Al'kabor Vancetradamus There will be a great hot magma uprising, the seas shall split. Two mountains will form one of solid rock the other grains of sand. The sand will blow away in the wind while the rock stands firm. The blade is sharp, gods will fall!

10-22-2003, 12:45 PM	#4
IndyStonepaw GP IMPORTED USER Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7	RE: Ranger Jokes ROFL! That last one made me laugh out loud! "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

10-23-2003, 10:33 AM	#5
NuitariEQ GP IMPORTED USER Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 942	RE: Ranger Jokes ROFL! Oh man, that first post was absolutely hilarious! Lashima, 60 Dwarven Priest Formerly, Mishikal. 60 Undead Priest http://wow.telenet.be/

10-28-2003, 05:23 PM	#6
Laeden Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 451	RE: Ranger Jokes ... Laeden

01-11-2004, 04:07 PM	#7
Rhaughne GP IMPORTED USER Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 802	RE: Ranger Jokes bump...lets not forget these =D Elder Rhaughne "the Wang" Dragonlord "People can no longer cover their eyes. If this disturbs you then walk away. You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of Ten Thousand fists in the air"

01-12-2004, 04:02 AM	#8
Laeden Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 451	RE: Ranger Jokes Pffft Laeden

01-12-2004, 05:25 AM	#9
NuitariEQ GP IMPORTED USER Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 942	RE: Ranger Jokes You know he's right Lashima, 60 Dwarven Priest Formerly, Mishikal. 60 Undead Priest http://wow.telenet.be/

09-21-2004, 01:18 AM	#10
Saenayil Stultiloquor-in-training Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,311	RE: Ranger Jokes Bump, hilarious The King of Death, Saenayil Shadowraith

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